1 min readMar 17, 2018
Aww.
Chloe, I have to say that now I’m a bit disappointed.
Why?
At first glance, I saw the numeral 9 and read it as “9 inches.”
Reptile brain, you know.
We all know about the things that happen with Naughty Number Nine:
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Written by Eric Griggs
Juxtaposeur, technical analyst, process engineer, poet wordsmith, INTJ, Anansi, MBTI certified practitioner & team-builder, certifiable fabulist & Uppity Queer™
