a close-up image of an automobile muffler and exhaust pipe
a close-up image of an automobile muffler and exhaust pipe
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3:54pm Tuesday — the day before the exam

4:30pm

5:15 pm

6:00 pm (on the dot) Tuesday

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6:25 pm Tuesday

7:02 pm Tuesday

7:25 pm Tuesday

7:38 pm

7:48 pm

Q: What’s brown and sits on the piano bench?
A: Beethoven’s last movement.

Q: Did you hear about the constipated math teacher?
A: She worked it out with a pencil.

Q: What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
A: Dr. Dre.

Q: What did one fly say to another?
A: “Pardon me, is this stool taken?”

Here are several groan-worthy poop puns from the folks at Charmin.

8:27 pm

9:39 pm

12:12 am Wednesday

3:00 am

3:56 am

a toilet with the seat raised, someone has written “WINNERS DON’T PISS ON THE SEAT” in permanent marker on the top of thetank
a toilet with the seat raised, someone has written “WINNERS DON’T PISS ON THE SEAT” in permanent marker on the top of thetank
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4:11 am

4:41 am

5:05 am

5:40 am

6:30 am (on the dot)

Northeast Digestive Health Center in Concord, North Carolina
Northeast Digestive Health Center in Concord, North Carolina
Northeast Digestive Health Center in Concord, NC | image copyright © 2019

6:44 am

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Leigh Ann and yours truly pausing for a selfie | copyright © 2019, the author

7:15 am

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8:00 am

8:30 am

Note to others: Manscape strategically before your colonoscopy noting the future placement of the heart monitoring pads. (Unless you love the brisk pull of adhesive tape yanking the hair from your body.)
The results of my colonoscopy — all normal except for a small, shallow sore from an ibuprofen.
The results of my colonoscopy — all normal except for a small, shallow sore from an ibuprofen.
my test results | image copyright © 2019, the author

8:50 am

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a great spot for breakfast in Concord, NC | image copyright © 2019, the author
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eggs Benedict with home fries | images copyright © 2019, the author

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