Encouragement for Dr. Art

in the style of Ogden Nash from the not-yet-written collection: Pity Party for Pissy Professors

There is no woman,
Lemme tell ya sucker,
So homely or old that a man
Won’t . . . [oh you know that crude word for “copulation”] . . . her.

But know just in case
You’re getting tired of your hand:
The same holds true
Even if you’re a man.