Ha ha! I’ve known others like you, Jeremy.

I’m one of those folks who can’t bear the thought of being restricted by clothes while I’m sleeping. If I had the body that comes with Pilates and long distance running, I doubt I would ever wear very much at all. But, to each his own! 😂

I keep an assortment of robes handy for covering up quickly should the postman ring twice. As I enter my dotage shaped more like Orson Welles than Spiderman, I have considered acquiring a set of Dr. Moreau-style white mumus and matching hats. One should always look the part.

And a post-coital Silkwood shower? Nothing ruins the mood more! We were meant to wallow in our debauchery.