Luck o’the Pig

I got lucky, Miles Klee.

Instead of St. Patrick’s day, I managed to make my entrance into the world a week later.

If I had been unlucky enough to share the same birthday, my middle name would have been “O’Neal” instead of “Neal.”

I dodged two bullets, really.

If I had been born a girl, I’m told my name would have been “Petunia.”