Meh — fuck it. Let’s just write good shit.

Or bad shit.

Anything but shill shit like the stuff found on Tom Kuegler’s YouTube channel. Here he is at his brown-nosing, ass-sucking worst:

His mindless, toadying drivel inspires me much as this book did in the late 90's:

http://a.co/d/bLXd86A

Nothing unites folks like the shared tears of a common enemy. A toast of briny lacri-mimosa® to you!

Don’t forget to wipe your chin afterwards. ;)

Also, Jonathan, this medley is AWESOME when cranked up to eleven:

I need to gay marry that lead singer in the worst way!

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