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Move Over, Holier-Than Thous!
There’s a new chicken sandwich in town!
The places I won’t spend my pennies,
are P. John’s, Cracker Barrel, & Denny’s.
But Chick Fil-A’s the foremost plate,
I pass on. Why? ‘Cuz they fund hate.
While others feast upon this chicken,
I turn away, my stomach sickened.
What is in it that makes me sick?
The corporate “Bible” politics!
Now there’s a NEW yardbird I’ve found,
across the land in every town.
Yes, bigot-free, I say. It’s true!
'Tis Popeyes bringing it to you!
Where else on Sunday can you find,
such taste — for but $3.99?
With friendly smiles and scrumptious smells,
and folks who don’t wish you to Hell.