Superior Hiss

Where would we all be without 🐍s, kurt?

🐈s are pretty fantastic, but mercurial and lazy. Flexible as they are, there are just some places a cat won’t fit.

Our fussy, fastidious, feline friends aren’t about to crawl down a dark hole after a rat. Not even an Orange one, fat from much Kentucky Fried.

Not so, the dependable and relentless snake. Mother Nature’s Bob Muller, snakes crawl way down into the sewer pipes as necessary to attack disease at its source. Then they emerge sleek, clean, and satisfied on the other end.

Try unclogging a drain with your hairy pussy. Nothing but an angry, matted, neurotic mess awaits.

A superior hiss has the viper . . . and he won’t keep you up at night howling. All he asks is that you’d leave him alone in silence to do his job.

When his messy business is over, our own Roto Rooter will be seriously in need of a long nap in the sun.

The lesson? Never send a pussy to do a snake’s job:

Nb: Gwen, Gloria, alto BFoundAPen , Celeste, Esther, Artemis, Zev, Clay, Sam, Sherry, David