Uppity Faggot Hanky Codes

So we’re all into word-play.

I wonder what color bandanna that would require?

Ecru with Ink Splotches?

Worn in the left pocket that would indicate someone who gives clever head-lines while righties take it up the ear, right?

Careful you don’t drop the Dial soap, James Finn.

Since Uppity Faggots are also into nuns, should we sport miniature Shroud of Turin hankies?

Too soon?

Can one even buy bandannas in England, Fred Shirley?

Do Uppity British Faggots use tea-towels instead?

How handy those might be in a tea-room or at a tea-dance.

Wait, what? Oh no dear, those terms are completely different over on our side of the puddle.

I wonder if that is the reason why you guys have “Toads” instead of “Glory” in your holes?

It would certainly explain all of that “Spotted Dick.”

We should probably take extra special care with our Limey Uppity Faggot sistahs . . . they get so easily confused when we discuss our fannies and wear our pants on the outside.

Take note Strexit, should you be planning an American holiday: if someone’s dogging on you here or wants to go get stuffed, they’re either doing the dozens or planning to go pig out. Neither of these involve your knob or balloon knot.

Careful not to cause a mix-up by talking about how good you are at taking the piss . . . . you’ll need your brolly for that over here. Unless you’re a perv, avoid discussing pigs altogether. Oh, and remember pork is a verb.

Juxtaposeur, technical analyst, process engineer, poet wordsmith, INTJ, Anansi, MBTI certified practitioner & team-builder, certifiable fabulist & Uppity Queer™